Some Things You Cannot Explain

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I consider myself to have a decent grasp on human behavior, and why people do the things they do. I spend a lot of time thinking about it, and if I don’t know for sure I usually have at least a half-baked theory to throw out there.

Take attraction between men and women. Men basically judge women primarily on how hot they are. There are other factors too, but for the average guy, if a woman is hot enough he will start disregarding just about every other personality flaw she has. Women, however, look more for a mix of things. Looks are important, but so are power, status, confidence, ability to provide security, social intelligence, leadership, rapport, independence and wealth.

That being said, I simply cannot understand this site. As someone very knowledgeable about the creature known as the guido, I’ve never been able to understand their ability to attract hot (although admittedly trashy) women. Many of them live at home, don’t have high status jobs, ruin any natural good looks they had with burnt orange tans and weird spiky hair and many of them still live at home and live off their parents, meaning the level of independence is pretty low.

Any input would be greatly appreciated.

Fish Lip Pose

Bonus videos: The guido outside his natural element. (Not for the faint of heart)

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  1. Bobby Rio posted the following on December 26, 2007 at 7:47 pm.

    The site boggles my mind too. The captions mocking the guidos make it hilarious… but sad.. since these guys are actually attracting these hot chicks.

    Yes, the girls might not be the kind of girl you want to marry.. but they sure are hot.

    I’ve met a few girls that admit to liking these kind of guys.. i live in NJ so I’m bound to run into them…

    My new dilemna is: Would I date a girl seriously if she has a past history of dating these guys?

    At the moment I have to say no, as there must be some inherant character flaw that attracts her to them.

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  2. T posted the following on December 27, 2007 at 9:13 pm.

    Agreed about the character flaw thing. I’ve found that to be true.

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  3. andrea posted the following on December 29, 2007 at 2:28 am.

    guidos looks like cheetos. or doritos.

    people who fake and bake are gross.

    andrea’s last blog post..Open Letter to Gerard Butler

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  4. J R M posted the following on December 29, 2007 at 4:16 am.

    This would appear to be The Bad Boy Phenomenon. I haven’t succumbed since High School, but oh, the allure of the guy who is just so bad he just HAS to know all kinds of wild stuff and will be amazing… if only he could be tamed for a little while.

    It’s all a crock of shit, of course, but the fantasy!

    J R M’s last blog post..Ah, that’s better; racial sex

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  5. ListenToLeon posted the following on December 30, 2007 at 8:33 am.

    The commentary alone on that second video was HILARIOUS! My theory on the guys that get featured on that site is that they either

    A.) Throw money around to attract those women

    or

    B.) Get laid off the sheer strength of being outgoing and aggressive. Basically, a few small steps away from guerilla pimpin’ and strong-arm tactics. Sometimes being over-the-top gets folks noticed, I guess…lol

    ListenToLeon’s last blog post..The Fake Phone Voice

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  6. T posted the following on December 30, 2007 at 4:50 pm.

    Andrea - Because of their color, their cheesiness or both?

    JRM - Guidos do fight alot, so maybe it is a bad boy thing. Not sure exactly what they fight over though. Someone hogging the eyebrow tweezers in the bathroom? Getting poked by another guy’s hair? Not sharing the steroids? Who knows?

    Leon - Guidos do blow a LOT of dough hanging out, that’s for sure. I hung out with a few back in the day. I think it took a while for the guidos in the video to realize the girl was mocking them, if they did ever get it.

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  7. bygbaby posted the following on December 30, 2007 at 11:42 pm.

    They look like they are high on a crack binge.

    Bygbaby

    bygbaby’s last blog post..Childhood Music Rememories

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  8. LaJane Galt posted the following on December 31, 2007 at 3:22 pm.

    Do people really look like that??

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  9. tanya kristine posted the following on December 31, 2007 at 6:19 pm.

    ohmygod. that video was HILARIOUS! the girls acting like a dude too…so funny.

    happy new year!

    tanya kristine’s last blog post..Dear, Dear Diary…

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  10. T posted the following on January 3, 2008 at 4:10 am.

    Byg - They probably really were on something. The ones I used to know used to get high as hell.

    LaJane - I could tell you horror stories. Or better yet go here: http://www.NJGuido.com

    tanya kristine - happy new year, babe!

    Reply to T
  11. Angelo De La Vega posted the following on April 11, 2008 at 11:41 am.

    Guidos and Nazis are just about the worst examples of humanity. I will, however, give the Guido some credit for a stream lined approach to women: cockiness, cocktails, and cocaine. These precious commodities assist trashy whores in easing the residual emotional pain from whatever childhood rape trauma they experienced.

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  12. T posted the following on April 11, 2008 at 11:56 am.

    Angelo, what an honor to have you comment here! As a fellow Dead Lift enthusiast I’m a big fan of your “Ode to Dead Lifting.” Fucking brilliant.

    Reply to T
  13. The G Manifesto posted the following on October 9, 2008 at 10:04 pm.

    Don’t forget the west coast douchebag: Affliction shirts, fake bling, sleeve tattoos.

    Horrid. They will be finished soon.

    I have made it personal.

    - MPM

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