Sites To Make You A Little More Disappointed In Humanity
A new ongoing feature.
This one is the ladies’ edition.
First one comes courtesy of Dontbechi.com:
I Bang the Worst Dudes. (Sorry, Mom)
The site is really disheartening. One thing I never understand is women who love going into detail to anyone who’ll listen about how they repeatedly banged the douchiest and most insecure loser ever long after they realized what a mess he was, yet somehow they don’t realize how that makes them them also look like a loser by association?
“Yeah, this guy stunk and left skid marks on my sheets and lived with his mom and had pubic lice that you could see move if you stared long enough and never wore a condom. What a loser!”
“Yeah, but didn’t you fuck him repeatedly for a few months until he stopped calling you?”
“Yeah. What’s your point?”
It’s amazing how well women are at retroactive rationalization and excuses when it comes to bad sex decisions. My favorite is “don’t count” sex, for example, as in “Well, we had sex but I was drunk and don’t remember all of it, so it doesn’t count toward my ‘number’” or “That was vacation sex, that doesn’t count toward my ‘number.’” This is why I tell guys not to bother with having Madonna/Whore complexes and obsessing with your woman’s number, as you’ll never find out the whole truth, especially when dealing with a person willing to even lie to themselves.
Looking at the guys makes you realize that there are so many shlubs out there overdosing on hipster fashion and Apatow movies that it should be a cinch for a guy with half-decent game and a little bit of muscle tone to really do damage on the dating scene. I mean fellas, this is your competition.
Seriously though, why are all these guys on the page dirtbag hipsters? Is it because hipster cock is the current hot commodity in the dating world and most chicks now prefer hipsters, or are these women dating all types of guys but only the hipsters are lame enough to warrant being submitted to the site? i’d hate to think hipster fetishes run rampant.
Also, everyone’s feeling the emotional trauma of the recession:
I love the mission statement:
Are you or someone you love dating a banker? If so, we are here to support you through these difficult times. Dating A Banker Anonymous (DABA) is a safe place where women can come together ? free from the scrutiny of feminists? and share their tearful tales of how the mortgage meltdown has affected their relationships. DABA Girls was started by two best friends whose relationships tanked with the economy. Not knowing what else to do, we did what frustrated but articulate girls have done since the beginning of time – we started a blog. So if your monthly Bergdorf?s allowance has been halved and bottle service has all but disappeared from your life, lighten your heart with laughter and email your stories to dabagirls@gmail.com. Warning all stories sent will be infused with our own special brand of DABA Girl humor
When the bottle service disappears from your life, you need a fucking bailout for real. They’re probably rationing their coke bumps too. Not cool.
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it’s funny how many of the descriptions basically say, ‘this guy was a tool, but i fucked him because all my friends did.’
lances last blog post.."This is a man’s world, but it wouldn’t be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl"
What?? Drunk sex and vacation sex don’t count? Cripes. Technically, I might still be a virgin…
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Don’t worry, “Don’t Count” sex only applies to chicks. Guys have the opposite “Everything Counts” rule, as in “She brushed against my crotch for most of the incredibly crowded train ride? Umm, that kinda counts right?”
Ugh. Don’t get me started on Maureen Dowd.
get use to people letting u down, trust me it will never stop. the majority of woman dont know what they want.
the glass isnt half full or empty its both
yeah people do nothing but let you down. and women do love to repeatedly fuck douchebags, i try to understand it really really hard but it never makes sense. show me a guy who has no respect for women and ill show you an asshole whos getting laid alot.
but maybe its the answer to the question
if girls werent dumb enough to believe these assholes can change
and guys werent dumb enough to think women wont lie and use them to get whatever they want
noone would date anyone
its that stupidity which unites us all,
or else we’d all be smart enough to realize how much we cant fucking stand one another
peace and love