Comments on: Dumb Girl

By: The Cunning Linguist

The Cunning Linguist — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 08:22:22 +0000

Me: I just got back from Berlin.
Her: Where’s Berlin?

By: NYC_Chic

NYC_Chic — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:31:22 +0000

I haven’t stopped laughing since the words “In the last installment”. I was going to comment earlier but as I scrolled down to post, I accidentally clicked the Papa Johns ad thingy and I didn’t want it to take me to Papa Johns for everyone to be looking at me ’cause I ain’t got no pants on.

By: Keisha

Keisha — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:26:27 +0000

This was HILARIOUS! It is so sad when women are this ignorant and half-brained. Maybe the lack of knowledge about the internet wouldn’t have been so bad if it wasn’t accompanied with her lack of willingness to learn something new.

Again, very funny. It made my day =-)

By: David Alexander

David Alexander — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 07:38:36 +0000

Thanks to your story, I will no longer refer to my non-date as low IQ. Even in her bad moments, she doesn't come across as that simple-minded and ignorant, and if she doesn't know something, she can have this spark of curiosity that allows one to play professor with her... BTW, I still get strange looks when people say that I'm Haitian. For some reason, people think I'm Guyanese or from Trinidad. As you pointed out, everybody has the stereotypical idea of a Haitian, and since I don't fall into that descriptive base, despite having an obviously French last name, people presume that I'm in another ethnic group. Even other Haitians can end up in this mentality since I've run into cases where they thought myself and other family members who happened to be light skinned were either mixed race or just not Haitian. Hell with my first name, I have members on the phone who presume that I'm Russian and capable of speaking the language or Israeli because I'm so sweet... David Alexanders last blog post..Holy Women

By: hello

hello — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 15:18:49 +0000

I don’t have a comparable dumb date story, but once I was getting a haircut from a Spanish-speaking chicana stylist and I mentioned to her I’d recently come back from Spain. Quoth she “Do they speak a lot of Spanish there?”

By: Breeze

Breeze — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 08:45:45 +0000

Who wants to bet that the girl is a major cam whore now?

Also, my first thought was that you should have slept with her for the adventure. My second thought was that this chick might have been dumb enough to break your dick or something.

By: gig

gig — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:28:40 +0000

the white upper class of`Puerto Rico would call themselves spanish. And they would be speaking the truth……

they do the same thing in Colombia, but not in Argentina or Chile, f. example

By: China Blue

China Blue — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 10:29:25 +0000

Classic! Absolute classic. The bit where she ducked behind you because she thought people could see her through the internet is Hall of Fame!

I thought I’d had a hard time, when I was 20 and went out with a guy of the same age who honestly believed that WWF/WWE/WTF/WWW//WOW/whatever was real. He would not be convinced that wrestling as he knew it was as staged and theatrical as any opera. Now I know he wasn’t the brightest bulb in the house, but at least he gave off some light!

China Blues last blog post..RIP Flight A447

By: Whatever

Whatever — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 04:57:01 +0000

This is awesome sauce

By: The G Manifesto

The G Manifesto — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 00:30:58 +0000

gig

“half-Irish, half-Puerto Rican

did you swoop G manifesto’s sister?”

No sister.

And yeah, half spanish, half irish.

- MPM

The G Manifestos last blog post..Roissy: Alpha Body Language Tips