Comments on: A Hot Mess

By: Bangs and a Bun

Bangs and a Bun — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:38:55 +0000

I actually physically cringed looking at that picture. And I think your comments about it are 100% on point. That poor bastard.

By: johnny five

johnny five — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:11:16 +0000

haha, he should’ve just taken a knife and slashed her throat right there.

he’d have the perfect excuse:
but the cake people did such a good job…
and they’re both cold, and they both just lay there…
i just had to take my best guess!

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but seriously now: the situation here is definitely one of the following two.

(1) hubby grew up with a tyrannical bipolar mother, and without the strong presence of an authoritative father, and has therefore become an obsequious sycophant, as noted here.

(2) hubby was (un)fortunate enough to have grown up almost exclusively in the company of caring, selfless women, and is thus completely naive to the ways of the predatory female. not unlike the way in which small-town bumpkins are especially prone to pickpocketing, street hustlers, etc. in their first encounter with the big city.

in either case, he’s about to get a big hit from the clue-by-four in the years to come. i wonder if anyone will follow up on these people?

By: Shannon

Shannon — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:40:09 +0000

I want her left boob, then. Extra frosting!

A fondant head in a freezer? Fabulous. Creepy.

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By: T

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:59:43 +0000

I read somewhere that she saved the head to keep in her freezer until their one year anniversary. If true, that means every time they open the freezer her grill’s going to be looking out at them.

By: Shannon

Shannon — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:12:55 +0000

I don’t think she’s a raging egoist. I think she has extremely low self-esteem. Otherwise, why would she ask hundreds of people to slice into and devour her HEAD?

The only way that cake could have been redeemed is if it had a big sign saying, “Ya want a piece of ME?!?!?”

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By: virgle Kent

virgle Kent — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:50:20 +0000

That. guy. looks. like. me!!!!!!!

OH shit I’m doomed!

If they are Nigerian (they are!) um he must have had to give away a shit load of goats for that ass

By: china blue

china blue — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:28:26 +0000

It’s Chidi’s world, and we just live in it.

How much do you want to bet that hubby dearest was just given a suit, and then told when and where to show up? All the other information about the wedding preparations would have been on a ‘need-t-know’ basis.

Apparently, there was going to be a life-size cake of the groom, too, but there wasn’t time to make it. He can spend the money saved from that and get ‘Welcome’ or a footprint tattooed on his forehead…

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By: T.

T. — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 21:21:01 +0000

Chic Noir, she may be ethnically Nigerian, but culturally she’s Americanized through and through. He will not be running the show, I’m sure.

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By: Roosh

Roosh — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 21:09:03 +0000

He’s doomed.

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By: chic noir

chic noir — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 21:05:19 +0000

Looking at her name, I would say that she is Eastern NIgerian. Don’t worry that was just for the wedding. He will be the one running the show.

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