The Rawness

If you're new here, you may want to subscribe to The Rawness RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!

This week is a busy week at work, plus some personal issues going on, but I’ve been using my free time to brainstorm on Pimp Week. Pimp Week is going to be a week of articles where I take something as reprehensible as the second oldest profession and try to show how you can actually derive positive, useful life philosophies from it.

I think it benefits women as much to learn pimp game as it does men, maybe even moreso.  The pimp and hooker game to me is just a much more ruthless and clinically efficient version of the dating game, minus a lot of the civility, social correctness and the bullshit.  Many of the manipulations a good player or pickup artists uses are just watered down (and legal) manipulation techniques of pimps.  If a woman can understand the headgames a pimp uses and the weaknesses of the female nature that he targets and exploits, the techniques of the average pickup artist or player will be a joke to you.  Same goes for guys and the hooker/stripper mindset.  These women are well-versed in exploiting male weaknesses like ego, sex drive and competitiveness, and if you understand their insights into the male nature, you’ll understand your own general weaknesses with opposite sex much better as well.
To whet your appetite, here are the 48 Laws of Pimping from Pimpin’ Ken:

1. Purse First, Ass Last
2. Get a Name in a Game
3. Don’t Chase ‘Em, Replace ‘Em
4. Keep a Ho in Arrears
5. Prey on the Weak
6. When Pimpin’ Begins, Friendship Ends
7. Pimp the Game
8. Don’t Let Your History Be a Mystery
9. Learn the Rules
10. Plan Your Work and Work Your Plan
11. Avoid Gorillas and Godzillas
12. Ain’t No Love in this Shit
13. Pimp Like You’re Ho-less
14. Better a Turnout than a Burnout
15. Say What You Mean and Mean What You Say
16. Give Motivation and Inspiration
17. Get You A Bottom Bitch
18. Cop and Blow
19. Turn Ho Ends into Dividends
20. Get in a Ho’s Head
21. A Ho Without Instruction Is Headed for Self-Destruction
22. Keep Hoes on Their Toes
23. A Ho Joins A Stable to Ruin It
24. Set the Trend
25. Grind for Your Shine
26. The Game is to be Sold, Not Told
27. Keep Your Game on the Low
28. Be a Leader
29. Play One Ho Against the Next
30. Prosperity over Popularity
31. Look out for Suzy Choosy
32. Turn a Tramp into a Champ
33. Bring Your People With You to theTop
34. Show Respect to Get Respect
35. Trust Nothing but the Game
36. Be Internationally Known, Nationally Recognized, and Locally Accepted
37. Let a Ho Know
38. Wreck a Hater
39. Switch Up
40. Don’t Down ‘Em, Crown ‘Em
41. Keep Your Front Up Till You Come Up
42. Talk Shit and Swallow Spit
43. If You Can See It, You Can Be It
44. You Need Fire and Desire
45. Get Rid of the Word “If”
46. Move and Shake Like a Pimp Shakes
47. Pimpin’ Is What You Do, Not Who You Are
48. Don’t Believe the Hype

These laws come from the book Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game by Pimpin’ Ken. It’s not an explicit manual of pimping, but rather an explanation of the general philosophies of pimping explained in ways that show their applicability to all walks of life and different areas like work and friendship. Pretty good read.

Recommended Books:

(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5)

 Loading ...